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"Toast to No Babies" T-Shirt

"Toast to No Babies" T-Shirt

Regular price $30.00 USD
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Product Description:
For those who prefer bottomless mimosas over bottomless diapers.

The All Brunch, No Babies Tee is for the kid-free, carefree brunch crowd who know exactly what their weekends are made for — vibing, not parenting. Featuring two clinking champagne flutes and a bold, unapologetic message, this exclusive City Cellars HTX shirt is your brunch uniform and conversation starter all in one.

Whether you're single, living your best child-free life, or just enjoy peace with your pancakes, this one's for you.

Product Highlights:
? Bold "ALL BRUNCH, NO BABIES" design with clinking champagne flutes
? Soft, breathable unisex fit with just the right amount of stretch
?️ Features “City Cellars, HTX” and “EST. 2025” for that local pride
? Guaranteed to spark laughs, cheers, and maybe a few raised eyebrows
⚠️ Limited edition – once it’s gone, it’s mimosa history

Fabric & Fit Details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
Side-seamed construction for a flattering shape
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Sustainability Note:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which means delivery may take just a bit longer — but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Thank you for supporting mindful, small-batch merch!

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